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Ye scurvy bilge rat, I told ye NOT to open my chest!

Sure I wrote "click here to open," but that was a test to see if you'd disobey me ... and you have PASSED the test! I'm proud of ye for being so ornery, though I have no intention of sharing me treasure with the likes of you. I stole it fair and square. Finders keepers, losers weepers.

Okay, stop whining. If ye can guess the secret password to open me chest, I'll let ye see what's inside. Fair enough? The password is the name of me favorite drink. Click here to enter it.

                    Cap'n Billy






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