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Ask Cap'n Billy!

You loved the book. Your children are progressing nicely as pirates. But there are still a few nagging questions you need answered. Cap'n Billy is here to help!

(Read Cap'n Billy's answers to questions from readers.)

Your name:

Your pirate name:

Note: If you don't have a pirate name, one will be assigned to you based upon your question.

Your e-mail address:

Your question:

LEGAL DISCLAIMER: ALL QUESTIONS BECOME THE SOLE PROPERTY OF CAP'N BILLY AND MAY BE PUBLISHED ON THIS WEB SITE OR ANYWHERE ELSE HE PLEASES. NOT THAT HE NEEDS TO ASK YOUR PERMISSION. HE'S A PIRATE. WHAT'S HE SUPPOSED TO DO, ASK, "MAY I PLEASE HAVE PERMISSION TO PRINT YOUR QUESTION, SIR OR MADAM," LIKE HE'S SOME KIND OF NAMBY-PAMBY LANDLUBBER OR SOMETHING? IN FACT, IF YOU DON'T ASK A QUESTION, HE'LL JUST MAKE ONE UP AND ATTRIBUTE IT TO YOU, AND YOUR FRIENDS, FAMILY AND CO-WORKERS WILL READ SOMETHING LIKE, "WHY AM I SUCH AN INSIPID WEENIE?" WITH YOUR NAME SIGNED TO IT.

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